There are always groups of chav scum hanging around outside my window. 
They’re quite annoying yet strangely addictive to listen to and watch, like a really badly improvised street theatre. Last night they spent a good half hour trying to all jump up onto a wall then sit on it in a long line. Each one of them had the regulation sportswear outfit on (Nickelson, Adidas, other logos are available etc), mostly finished off with a nice crisp baseball cap… oh we love the Council Estate Couture around these parts! The chav girls are always outnumbered by the boys, do they take turns? And why is their hair pulled back tight and then slicked back as well? Do they know something we don’t or are the hair thieves out again? I recommend hairnets, girls. And sort out the Hitler Fringes while you’re at it? Do their mums spend the mirror budget on fags? I don’t doubt it!
Geeky gay guff. No Barrowmans allowed.
Bookmarks
Our Friends
- Talk About The Passion
- Enemies of Reason
- The Middle Eight
- Chezza
- Si's Matters
- Out On Blue Six
- Bright Light Bright Light
- Further Adventures of Boz
- So anyway,
- spEak You’re bRanes
- Michael Dennis
- Melting Ice Caps
- Angry Who Fan
- Adem (with an E)
- Mailwatch
- #1 Hits From Another Planet
- Panic Monkey
- Old cheeser
- Angry Mob
- Theoretical Girl
- Shardoolery
- So Hip It Hurts
- crunch boy
- Kylie (not that one)
- Fizzy Pop
- Wendylady
- Worrapolava
- New Planet
- Tabloid Watch
- Secret Identity
- Catherine Bray
- Sheena Beaston
- Czech Out
- Paul Cornell
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