2 fried eggs and a kebab
I have looked at a lot of pictures of rude ladies recently , and some rude men too… to protect the nation’s youth of course! As boobies and fannies have no effect on me it has become my (self-appointed) duty at work to vet all naughty books (sex guides and smuty photo books) to see if they would attract hormonal crazed teens to come in the shop, get funny feelings they don’t quite understand and make lots of noise and mess (litter and stuff, nuffink sexual). This saves me having to throw them out and get called names by the rubbish little mingers. It’s a dirty job but someone has to do it…
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