Mail: Rude vile pigs and liars?
Dame Elton is suing the Daily Mail. Not because the basket of white puppies he ordered were brown and not because the room he wanted painted lavender was accidentally an off-magnolia shade. Oh no. That would be mad. He says they made up a story about him allegedly instructing people at one of his charity parties not to approach or talk to him. Why would you invite people round yer gaff and then ignore them? Unless they were your famerlee and it was Christmas? Silly tabloid journalists!
A spokesman for Reg denied the story and said :”Anyone who knows Elton or who has been to the ball knows that he greets everyone as they arrive, works the room and talks to every table.”
So there!

I love this photo. It’s from the strop at the airport.

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