A voice to scare dogs with…
Gwen Stwefani has been talking to ‘Grazia’ Magazine. I am sure they had to edit huge chunks of ‘like’s and ‘yeah’s and ‘you know’s out of the piece as the poor woman can barely get a whole sentence out without one of those expressions. She has the dialogue range of a footballer. And the figure. She said she wanted to become a mother: “It hasn’t happened and that’s something that isn’t under my control. I would like it to happen, of course I would, but I have an amazing husband and career so I’m not complaining.” Is it because she is a man? And I am glad she realises how lucky she is to have a singing career when she can’t hold a tune or sing for toffee, whatever that means. I shall include any sweet item in the list of things Gwen cannot sing for, just to be accurate. And maybe most savoury things too. Silly witch.
“La la laaa laeeeeeiiiiuuuughhh la la laaaaaaiiiii…”
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