Monday Meme… on a Wednesday?
That Louise from Planet Ben Baker has written a meme. So I dun it. She’s just moved into a luxury new Myspace and lives in Blogger at weekends (how greedy!) but still lives in a caravan so that’s alright…
1. If you could be any cutlery item what would you be?
A great big fucking spoon that goes to the moon.
2. If you had to design your own planet what would it be called?
Planet Of The Japes.
3. What living thing would you eradicate given a choice? Go on do it. You know you want to!
I am spoilt for choice here. Only one? Can I choose a person? I would never decide this!
How about footballers’ wives and girlfirends? Are they living things? They take oxygen and create waste but give nothing back to the world.
4. Name the most useless thing you can think of:
The Daily Mail… and all who sail in it.
5. If you could write any Meme question to go here what would it read?
What is the most cheese you have ever eaten in one day?
6. What is your favourite revolution?
Prince And The Revolution.
7. What is your ringtone?
It’s on silent.
But when I turn it on, which is never, it plays a rubbish version of Gary Numan’s Cars.
8. If you were to have a tattoo (or another if you already have one) where would you get it?
That small man from Fantasy Island looks like a fun guy!
9. Throw a pen to your right. What does it hit?
A Gold Dalek. He wants to exterminate you for that.
10. What is your favorite kind of pretend creature?
Rational Catholics.
11. You are Prime Minister. What is the first thing you do?
Go stay at the holiday home of Cheryl Baker from The Fizz. For free!
12. They are making a film of your life, it’s a cartoon. What is the title, what does your character look like and who voices it?
It’s called ‘Have You Got A Girlfriend Yet?’, it’s voiced by Su Pollard and looks strangely like Snagglepuss. In a hat.
Oh dear. The end.
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