Monday Meme returns on correct day.
Firefawkes tagged me for another blasted meme. With a twist…
Three Things That Scare Me:
Human beings: Just stop it!
The Daily Mail and all who sail in it.
Little Britain and what has happened to it. Why why why?
Three People Who Make Me Laugh:
The people who made the Little Britain radio series and series 1 on telly.
That’s at least three people but I shall choose two more.
Mitchell And Webb.
My Husband. He tickles me.
Three Things I Love:
That Husband, although he is not a thing.
How about The Thing? From The Fantastic Four. He’s a Thing.
And thirdly, I love you all.
Three Things I Hate:
80% of puny humans.
Stupid ignorant people who should know better.
C*nts who drive enoromous vehicles that they don’t need on our roads. Wrong for so many reasons.
Three Things I Don’t Understand:
I don’t live up a mountain yet my neighbours buy vehicles that are only appropriate for that kind of terrain.
The whole cult of celebrity that appears to be very popular these days. Since when did what people who had been knocked up by a footballer say, do, or think need any analysis at all?
I also don’t understand those shoes with tiny wheels on them. They’re shit, kids. You look like tools and I hope you crash.
Three Things On My Desk:
Creme Egg wrapper.
Cup of tea.
Benylin.
Three Things I’m Doing Right Now:
This meme.
Slurping tea. As usual.
Listening to the Lucky Soul album on my computer. It’s really very good.
Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
Live a bit more.
Play John Inman in ‘I’m Free (But Don’t Tell Mother): A Life In Panto.
Carry on having a good time.
Three Things I Can Do:
It when I B&Q it.
Recommend a book I have never heard of and probably wouldn’t even like if I had.
Cook some cracking meals.
Three Things I Can’t Do:
Whistle.
The splits.
The Locomotion.
Three Things I Think You Should Listen To:
The voices in your head. But only the good ones.
The new Patrick Wolf CD.
Your Mum and Dad.
Three Things You Should Never Listen To:
The bad kids.
Melanie Phillips. She’s evil. And she smells.
Anything that has been near any of those awful musical ‘talent’ shows off the telly. Especially that new one, the one who looks like kd lang but is in fact a boy who thinks he is doing it his way when it’s really just Frank Sinatra’s way.
Three Things I’d Like To Learn (but probably won’t):
How to bullshit. But I don’t really want to.
Another language. But I am too lazy.
How to fix computers. Lazy, etc, etc.
Three Favourite Foods:
Only three? Pah!
Chocolate, chocolate cake, chocolate biscuits.
Cheddar, cheshire, mozzarella, parmesan, red leicester.
Vegetarian cottage pie, a good nut roast, Linda McCartney sausage sanwdich with ketchup.
Three Shows I Watched As A Kid:
I watched hundreds!
Doctor Who.
Twin Peaks.
The Young Ones.
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Tomorrow: David Tennant facts! Learnt tonight (yes tonight!) at a thing in London on a stage what we queued round the block to go see but it was worth it even though I was so so tempted to shove all them people’s camera phones up their bottoms. Oh yes…
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