Treat Day!
@Cheznoir (yes I now speak in Twitterese) came round on Friday to audition as a part time wife and housekeeper and she did quite well by eating a medium pizza (no Christmas Pizzzza available yet, damnit!) while watching some Look Around You and then making an apple crumble in the kitchen. I supplied the custard, which is not some kind of sexual excitement euphamism. As it tasted good I promised to share it with the world of the internet folk so here is how to make an apple crumble:
Step 1: Get a woman into your kitchen with some apples, ready made crumble mix from Sainsbury’s and chocolate drops.:
Yes we have Cillit Bang. Are you jealous?
Step 2: Chop them apples on chopping board, peel skins with peeler:
Step 3: Put apples in a saucepan with a bit of water. Not enough to cover apples though…
Step 4 : Squish ‘em while boiling until you end up with hot apple mush:
Step 5: Once boiled and smooshed enough, pour apples into handy oven dish:
Do not add balsamic vinegar, even though you may want to.
Step 6: Pour crumbley mix on top of spread-out apple mush:
Also add chocolate drops, not worth a separate photo really.
Step 7: Chuck it into oven which has been preheated at the temperature you cook everything at anyway i.e. 200 degrees:
Then wait…
Step 8: Once it has been cooked enough (maybe 25 minutes-ish) take it out of the oven, using oven gloves for it will be hot. If you don’t know that you shouldn’t be allowed in the kitchen:
Step 9: Scrape crumble out of dish into bowls (not bowels as I originally mistyped) and add custard which has been microwaved by your assistant while you were faffing about:
Then eat the bloody thing. Delicious!
I suppose I should show this wonderful clip in the spirit of eating too much:
Also should mention Slimby, which we had for 2am snack:
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