World’s Greatest Newspaper Awards 2009 Day Three
After a short Christmassy break it’s back to the Expressive covers of the year and on with the next category…
Category Four: PRINCESS DIANA STORIES
Diana’s stock plummetted this year as Madeline McCann’s rose in Expressland, which was a shame as I loved the batshit insane theories about why she died, even when the bleedin’ obvious was proven to be as bleedin’ obvious as any sane person thought all along:
Fad diets and the People’s Princess in the same headline? How cheeky. Diana was also an INXS song and then she was axed except this was bollocks.
Category Five: RACISM AND XENOPHOBIA STORIES
The nasty non-comical side of The World’s Greatest Newpaper is best shown in the way they can make The Mail look like a loony lefty 1980s style fanzine with their attitude to anyone who is not English or white enough for their particular world view:
Several examples of lies about immigrants, jobs and money: I wonder if they have an agenda?
“They” are having a baby boom. “Muslims” (all muslims of course , not just a few loonytune extremists) demand Sharia Law. So far so BNP voter recruitment. But what’s this? The biggest lie of all when they call uncle Nicky G a disgrace to humanity.
Pull the other one you racist c*nts.
Tomorrow: Those crazy fad diet stories (oh the irony)…
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