Snow: With the snow in January and then all over again in December there were ample opportunities for SnowMyGod!
Don’t panic! Oh alright, panic.
‘Now’ panic! We’re all going to starve!
‘Now’ we can’t even eat grit now!
Tax: Bloody tax is a punishment for the Hard Working Families who read the Express and it all goes to foreign illegal immigrants on benefits who live in mansions of course. Right?
‘Now’ Zombie Express readers furious.
After September I had no money as I had to give it all to the ruddy taxman. I was fuming!
Luckily we were only a pretend family so I got it all back in October.
A tax on fairness? Oh the irony.
Nest time: the winners. They’re fucking awful.