
How about an End Of Year Meme?
1) Where did you begin 2007?
At home, being a lazy sod, staying in, eating and kissing and cuddling. And that’s where I’ll end it too. Hurrah!
2) What was your status by Valentine’s Day?
Still married, still old. Still very happy thank you.
3) Were you in school (anytime this year)?
I am 34 and not a teacher. Nor am I special needs enough to still be at school.
4) How did you earn your money?
Illusions, never tricks.
5) Did you have to go to the hospital?
No. I had my Lemsip stash at home.
6) Did you have any encounters with the police?
Sorry to be dull but no. Only one member of my family has a ‘relationship’ with the police and it is not me.
7) Where did you go on holiday?
Manchester (rainy), Lymm (drinky), Wales (sunny), Bath (noisy), Stratford-Upon_Avon (murder mystery-y), Midlands (foggy)…
What did you purchase that was over £500?
Nothing. Phew!
9) Did you know anybody who got married?
No, they all prefer living in sin. How very modern.
10) Did you know anybody who passed away?
Another no.
11) Have you run into anybody you left high school with?
Not in the real world, but there’s this thing called Facebook that all the kids are talking about.
12) Did you move anywhere?
I moved off my chair. Occasionally.
13) What sporting events did you go to?
Do not understand this question.
14) What concerts/shows did you go to?
Avenue Q! That Mitchell And Webb Look series 2! That Mitchell And Webb Sound series 3! Harry Hill’s Christmas TV Burp!
15) Are you registered to vote?
Yes.
16) Who did you want to win Big Brother?
Someone sensible. Impossible.
17) Where do you live now?
Same place as before.
18. Describe your last birthday.
We went out for a curry at a restaurant called Blue Ginger, which sounds like a specialist porn movie but was not.
19) What’s the one thing you thought you would never do but did in 2007?
Have dinner with Mrs Doyle from Father Ted straight after meeting Harry Hill. Best night ever!
20) What has been your favourite moment?
Oh so many to choose from so I shall list a selection of the best ones:
The first Bloggers Meet in January when four blogs joined forces in The London Dungeon to baffle people shouting in wigs.
The Avenue Q trip in February where a generous friend treated us to great seats and a goodie bag.
The Mothers Day trip where we took our mothers out. To Southend-On-Sea. How sophisticated.
The Drill Hall nights in March where I coughed all through a radio recording then had chats with famouses afterwards, and the time where I found a fan/stalker.
The cunningly secret Bookshop Leavers Meal that was organised in June by a cunning man. We thought it was a pub trip but it turned into a fancy evening out with yummy food, presents and Kodak Moments. Fantastic!
The second Bloggers Meet in July in London again, with lots of food and drink, and shopping. And maybe a bit of sunstroke.
The Harold Pinter Extravaganza Night in July in the bookshop. Who knew preparing for a magical midnight opening could be so much fun?
The TV Centre evenings in August where I got heckled by the warm-up but was stuck at the back and couldn’t join in properly, where we were part of the “hardcore front row” and where I looked like a geek with my note book. And we met a Dalek.
The murder mystery evening in the posh neo-gothic hotel with too much champagne, in September.
The conference in September with freebies, meeting comedy legends and too much champagne.
The November West End Bookshop staff reunion in the now-transformed-by rival book chain location, where it freaked us all out by looking like a hospital with book shelves rather than our smelly old shop full of ‘character.’
The local branch of Waitrose finally opening before Christmas. Yum yum yum.
21) What’s something you learned about yourself?
I am not very good at making stuffing balls. That I hate it when iPods don’t work properly. That the smoking ban was a truly great thing. That I was very pleased by the return of Wispas. That I really despise lazy tabloid journalism and should not read it.
22) Any new additions to your family?
I got a hippopotamus for Christmas, does that count? And two polar bears.
23) What was your best month?
Looking back at my blog, it must be July as we had many many fun times.
24) What music will you remember 2007 by?
The stuff in my Music 2007 blog posts of course. And the Grinch and Hippopotamus songs.
25) Who has been your best drinking buddy?
I don’t really do drinking much but I have to choose Husband Jamie as he is always there and is rather lovely.
26) Made new friends?
I guess so. I am very fussy though. I’ve made Facebook ‘friends’… do they count?
27) Best new friend?
I don’t do favourites. I either like you or not.
28) Favourite Nights out?
See the answers to question 20, plus the pub quiz ‘pants and vests’ theme round.
29) Any regrets?
No.