We went to the belowzero (lower case like famous lesbian singers who are a little bit country) ice bar place in Fancy London where it was rather cold but at least we were given gorgeous blue capes with lovely gloves attached on strings…

I didn’t fancy getting vodka’d in the afternoon so had a non-alcoholic ‘cocktail’ of fruit juice which was very nice.

Nice capes.

But is it art?

I lost most of the feeling in my fingertips after 25 minutes but it was a good place to visit. Got stuck talking to a random old lady who told me that she had avoided the expensive ‘refill’ prices by having several drinks elsewhere before arriving, which was nice. Old ladies love me for some reason.

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And now I have made it all worse by repeating those phrases… again.