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Friday, November 26th, 2004

Today at work I had to look at loads of dirty pictures of cock and bum fun and some fanny fun too. We have a small ‘educational’ selection of sex books which endlessly delight the local teenagers who bring all their friends in to lounge around and laugh at photos of cocks doing things. It is hilarious. Haha, not this week you won’t! All that remains are books with just words in them. I have removed anything pictorial to thwart their ideas, no one actually buys them anyway! On the downside, this will probably stop the dirty chavs giving each other nasty things like clamydia but never mind, eh?

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I am the only gay etc etc

Sunday, November 21st, 2004

The Little Britain Series 1 scriptbook is now only Â£8.99 in Borders/Books Etc stores!

This means I will witness more scary surreal sights like the other day when I observed two children acting out an ‘I’m the only gay in the village’ scene by the 3For2 table at work. Their Welsh accents were quite rubbish and they weren’t even a little bit poofy but I give them an A for effort.

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Monster trucks! Monster trucks!

Saturday, November 13th, 2004

At last, some other people join our hatred of the suburban monster trucks!

The Alliance Against Urban 4X4s have got the right attitude when they say “too many people are driving a dangerous weapon through our crowded streets because they regard it as a fashion accessory,” and are leafleting the monster trucks with mock-parking tickets. Excellent! Can I join? Pleeeease?

This is from a BBC news article or go to another site that is not amused here.

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Musical: The Musical!

Wednesday, November 10th, 2004

Like the sketch from Little Britain where that man makes up ludicrous ideas for musicals but true: There is to be a musical based around the songs of The Smiths! I blame Abba for all these ‘buy the greatest hits and loosely base a ropey musical around the songs’ idea. Can Harry Hill play Morrissey please?

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Right, I’m leaving!

Monday, November 8th, 2004

Gotta love Sir Elton John. He has strops all the time and has matching outfits for his partner MyPartnerDavidFurnish. He speaks his mind, unlike nearly every other celebrity. Here are some quotes from the paper today.

On ‘lifestyle guru’ Carole Caplin: “…mindless fucking turd… a pile of sick on two legs.”

On Taiwan’s press: “rude vile pigs.”

On leaving a will : “there won’t be any money left becaue I’m going to spend it all on flowers in the last week of my life.” (he was joking)

He loves the Scissor Sisters and hates lip-synching popstars in concerts. What an icon!

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Grrrrrr…Arrrgggh etc

Friday, November 5th, 2004

An old lady was rude to me today, in a sarcastic manner. The elderly are not usually associated with the lowest form of wit so I sort of admired her attempt at it. It you’re reading this, old woman, yes I know you are not blind as you were looking for books in a bookshop but I thought I would save you the walk over to the locked door as old people take their time walking (and driving) and direct you to the open door.

On a separate matter, I am not going to rant about the American election. If you want to be ruled by a retarted gimp, fine! None of my business. Just stop trying to mould the world into your perfect ‘Democracy is great’ style because , wuite frankly, most of you shouldn’t be allowed the vote.

Here’s a chav scum to take your minds off it:

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Hide the sausage!

I am the only gay etc etc

Monster trucks! Monster trucks!

Musical: The Musical!

Right, I’m leaving!

Grrrrrr…Arrrgggh etc

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